Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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