Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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