She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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