If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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