It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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