We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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