There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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