I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
All I want is dick and wine.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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