Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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