"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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