sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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