Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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