On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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