Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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