Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize