i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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