Your dad touched me again.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
