i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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