guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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