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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Ew you even made it your fb status

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  Ppl probably think ur having a kid

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  I hope

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  Love having children with random chicks

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?

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• (714): View more from California

  I think I am morally bankrupt

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".

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  That's about an "8" on normal scales.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.

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• (+41): View more from Switzerland

  How did she break his doorknob?

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  That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.

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• (626): View more from California

  While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.

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