so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"