Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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