Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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