i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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