I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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