He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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