Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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