nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i dont even know how to be here
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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