i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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