At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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