I heard we made out
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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