we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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