She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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