I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
