The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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