i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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