my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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