so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I want a musical about memes.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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