she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
His nipple licking is glorious
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