Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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