People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I smell like Dick and happiness
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
