I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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