The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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