At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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