Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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