I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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