dude i'm inner monologue high
there was a trapeze. enough said
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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