he puts the penis in happiness.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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