the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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