Don't you send me to vm
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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