i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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