So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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