Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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