I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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