He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i've created a new STD.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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