It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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