If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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