Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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