Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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